FROM SMITH,TO SMITH TO SMITH BY SMITH

Parramatta seem to have so many players and officials by the name of Smith.Lastweek Tim Smith got injured,he's replaced this week bt Jeremy Smith.Brian Smith was sacked as coach and not to mention the good up and coming Ben Smith who has just returned from injury---just too many Smiths--well Brian has gone,and just this past week Jeremy Smith has signed to play for South Sydney next season. -----and I'd like to take credit for it--as a poet having so many Smiths was making writing poetry difficult ,and boring--so some of them had to go.

FROM SMITH TO SMITH,TO SMITH BY SMITH

I SPOKE TO DENNIS THE OTHER DAY
AND,I'M AFRAID WE HAD A TIFF.
I SAID "THERE IS ONLY SO MANY WORDS,
I CAN GET TO RHYME WITH SMITH."
HE SAID TO ME "NO WORRIES MATE,
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO,
I'LL DO YOU A FAVOUR
AND GET RID OF A FEW."

WELL.I GAVE DENNIS MY THANKS,
AND THEN WENT ABOUT MY DAY,
AND NOW I READ THAT SOME OF THEM
WILL SOON BE ON THEIR WAY.
BUT DENNIS,I GIVE YOU FAIR WARNING
THE POET WILL PISSOFSKI
IF I READ IN TOMORROWS PAPER
YOU SIGNED CLINTON SHIFCOSKI.

FOI FOI MOI MOI,
THAT WAS HARD ENOUGH
TIMANA TAHU TOO "YAHOO"
WAS ALSO PRETTY TOUGH.
BUT ,SMITH TO SMITH,AND ON TO SMITH
WAS GETTING BLOODY BORING
SOME OF MY READERS NODDING OFF
I COULD HEAR THE BUGGERS SNORING.

BUT.WE WISH OUR SMITHS ALL THE BEST
IN WHATEVER THEY SHOULD DO.
GO FORWARD WITH OUR BLESSING
AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU TOO.
BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO COME BACK,
PLAY AGAINST US NOW BE TOLD.
EXPECT NO LOVE OR FAVOUR,
NOW YOU'RE NOT IN BLUE AND GOLD.