THE PARRAMATTA BEER SQUAD

It happens in every team no matter what the code of football.Young blokes taken out of school,paid mega bucks and we all decide they should be role models.That is bullshit.They play football--being the ideal son-in-law is not part of the deal.Especially if we show them no examples.They train a few hours a day,and then have the rest of the day with a pocket full of money ,with nothing but trouble to get into.
You would also think, listening to the old timers that this is new "it didn't use to happen back in the days that I played" bullshit again.Tim Smith,Eric (the Guru) Grothe,Mark (piggy) Ridell,Nathan Cayless,Jarryd Hayne are all Parramatta players this season that have fallen foul of "the morality brigade"--drink,women,late nights-sleeping in,all things that have been invented in the past few years----------you'd think.Nathan (Hindy)Hindmarsh is one of the Parramatta players that seems to have kept his nose clean--so far.But give it time--someone will find something to taint his reputation with sooner or later.

THE PARRAMATTA BEER-SQUAD

WE DON'T HAVE SILLY POM-POMS
AND WE DON'T WEAR SKIMPY SKIRTS,
WE'RE THE PARRAMATTA BEER SQUAD
AND WE WEAR FOOTY SHIRTS.

"LINE EM UP" SAID PIGGY
TIM SAID "I'LL HAVE SOME AS WELL,
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN TRAINING,
AH BUT WHAT THE HELL?
WE ALL PLAYED SHOCKING LAST WEEK,
ANOTHER BLOODY LOSS,
BUT HALF THE TEAM ARE MOVING ON,
SO BUGGER,WHO GIVES A TOSS?"

BRING THE BOYS HOME "HINDY"
THEY'VE BEEN ON THE GROG ALL NIGHT,
HAYNE'S BBEN BITING SHEILAS
AND NATE PUNCHED OUT THE LIGHT.
"HEY BOYS,WHERE'S THE GURU?"
THE BLUES SELECTORS SAID,
"HE'S HOME ALONE,CAN'T HEAR THE PHONE
AND STILL IN BLOODY BED."

OF COARSE THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN,
THEY SAY IN YEARS GONE BY,
"ALL WE DID IS WORK AND TRAIN,
AND TRY AND TRY AND TRY"
BUT,I DON'T THINK IT WAS DRINKING MILK,
IT MUST HAVE BEEN MORE THAN THAT.
THAT LEFT CHOOK RAPER NAKED,
EXCEPT THATS FOR THE HAT.

BUT,WE DON'T WAVE SILLY POM-POMS
AND,WE DON'T WEAR FRILLY SKIRTS,
WE'RE THE PARRAMATTA BEER SQUAD
AND WE WEAR FOOTY SHIRTS.